NOTICE TO PASSENGERS: YOUR INALIENABLE RIGHT TO FUN
By accepting this wholly gratuitous boarding pass (hereinafter
referred to as the “Ticket to Jollity”), you, the esteemed passenger, do
hereby acknowledge and agree to the following terms and conditions of
this non-binding, non-obligatory, and entirely whimsical flight on our
modest, but charming, aircraft (the “Purveyor of Mirth”).
- GUARANTEE-FREE ZONE: You understand and accept that the Ticket to
Jollity is provided on an “as is” basis with no guarantees or
warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to the
timeliness of departure, the accuracy of the flight path, or the safe
arrival at your intended destination.
- RIGHT TO FUN: This Ticket to Jollity grants you the exclusive right
to have fun, make merry, and engage in spontaneous revelry within the
confines of the Purveyor of Mirth. However, you must not misconstrue
this right to engage in activities that compromise the safety or
enjoyment of fellow merrymakers.
- RESTROOMS, OR LACK THEREOF: You acknowledge and agree that the
Purveyor of Mirth is not equipped with lavatory facilities. In the event
of an overwhelming urge to utilize such facilities, we recommend
practicing the ancient art of “holding it in” or considering the use of
portable, personal devices prior to boarding.
- ENTERTAINMENT: You understand and accept that the only in-flight
entertainment provided on the Purveyor of Mirth is your innate ability
to amuse yourself and your fellow passengers through storytelling, witty
banter, or interpretive dance. We are not responsible for any boredom,
ennui, or lack of amusement that may occur during the flight.
- FORCE MAJEURE & UNEXPECTED CIRCUMSTANCES: We shall not be held
liable for any claims, damages, or disappointment arising from bad
moods, turbulence, inclement weather, or other unforeseen circumstances
beyond our control. In the event of turbulence, we recommend embracing
it as a free rollercoaster experience.
- SEVERABILITY & GOVERNING LAW: If any provision of this disclaimer
is deemed unenforceable, the remaining provisions shall continue in full
force and effect. This disclaimer shall be governed by and construed in
accordance with the laws of the Land of Levity.
- DISCLAIMER AUTHORSHIP: You acknowledge and agree that this humorous
disclaimer has been generated by ChatGPT, a large language model
developed by OpenAI. Any discrepancies, inaccuracies, or unintended
humor contained within this disclaimer may be attributed to the creative
tendencies of the AI model.
Now that we’ve gotten the formalities out of the way, fasten your
seatbelt, kick back, and enjoy the flight. Remember, the sky’s the limit
when it comes to fun!